+ Google flies 4 TPUs to orbit on Oct 1
- they run ~15 min, then cool down
- Oracle owes investors, power or not
- UK: same iPhone, two encryption tiers
+ F-Droid 2.0: rebuilt, auto-updatesYou'd think space is the perfect place to cool a computer. It's two hundred seventy below zero. Google's engineers say cooling is exactly the problem. And there's one number about Google's test satellite that tells you who's winning, physics or Google. Google's own blog post leaves it out. I'll get to it at the end. Here's the thing about cold. On Earth, air or water touches a hot chip and carries the heat away. In a vacuum, there's nothing to touch. So heat has exactly one exit. It has to glow away as infrared light, from a radiator.
And glowing is slow. A perfect radiator at room temperature sheds about four hundred sixty watts per square metre. The space station has six radiator panels, each about as long as a tennis court. All of them together dump about seventy kilowatts. Hacker News got there first. The third top comment under Google's announcement is one line. How are they solving the heat dissipation issues? Another commenter was stuck on the branding, because calling a space project a moonshot is, quote, very confusing. Now, Google's current TPU pod is about nine thousand chips on close to ten megawatts. Cooling that the space station way takes about a hundred and forty space stations. Which explains a word in Google's post. Each future satellite carries dozens of chips. Not thousands. Dozens.
Meanwhile, the humans. Sundar Pichai announced it as one small step for TPUs. Elon Musk quoted him with two rocket emojis, which is fair, because it's his rocket. It flies on October first. The satellite is the size of a fridge, and Google named it MVP. For once, an honest product name. So why launch at all? Because heat is half the problem, and power is the other half. In the right orbit a panel sits in near-constant sunlight, and Google says it makes up to eight times more power than on the ground. Last year's paper bets launches drop below two hundred dollars a kilo by the mid twenty-thirties. At that price, Google says, the rocket costs about what a data center on Earth pays for electricity. And on Earth, power has become a permission problem. Oracle's New Mexico campus for OpenAI, called Project Jupiter, ran into permit delays and local opposition. So Oracle sent the developer a force majeure notice over the power. The Financial Times says it still owes the investors for up to three years, power or not. One Hacker News commenter put it best. Soon it'll be cheaper to shoot your data center into space than get it past the county board.
Now, two iPhones in London. Same model, same iCloud, same bill. One owner has Advanced Data Protection, so Apple can't read her backups or photos. The other can't even turn it on. Apple pulled the feature for new UK users in February twenty twenty-five, after a secret order under the Investigatory Powers Act. It's called a Technical Capability Notice, which is British for please build us a way in. And the order is a secret everyone knows. Apple is gagged from even confirming it exists, and last week asked the tribunal to lift the gag. Lawyers for Liberty and Privacy International called the secrecy farcical, and one compared it to the emperor's new clothes. Meanwhile, the blog's author wrote to the Home Secretary before publishing. No reply. And one straight ship to end on. F-Droid two point oh is out, the biggest update the open source app store has ever had, rolling out over the coming weeks. One commenter noticed the download page still serves the old version. It's rebuilt in Kotlin Compose, and updates now install in the background by default. Installs finally feel like the Play Store's, thanks, in F-Droid's own words, to pressure from the EU's Digital Markets Act. And the very same page opens with a banner. F-Droid is under threat. Google is changing the way you install apps.
Which brings me to the number I promised. Google's test satellite has four chips and about one kilowatt of sunlight, roughly a hair dryer. And according to Ars Technica, citing The New York Times, it can run Gemini for about fifteen minutes. Then the chips shut down and wait for the radiators to catch up. Not the radiation, which they survived in a proton beam. Not the rocket, which they survived on a shake table. The heat. So right now, physics is winning. Google's first space data center works in shifts, with naps.
Verdict: NEEDS REVIEW — ship the test flight; the “data center” headline goes back
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